Following the news that Donald Trump is allegedly being blackmailed by the Russian government over perverted sex parties that included hiring prostitutes to urinate on a bed once slept in by President Obama and First Lady Obama, the Twitterverse exploded with hilarity mocking the President-elect for the disgusting way he chose to insult the President.
The results are very punny – and devastatingly spot-on.
It should be noted that we are NOT kinkshaming Donald Trump for enjoying the services of hopefully well-paid sex workers engaging in urination play but we are shaming him for being so horrendously petty and vindictive that he go to such extensive – if uncreative – lengths to get back at our President for mocking him at the 2013 Correspondents Dinner – the year the allegations took place.
"We're going to pee in foreign hotel rooms and Russia is going to pay for it." – Donald Trump, probably. #GoldenShowers
— farah (@farahpersaud) January 11, 2017
So I guess that makes us…
The Pee See police?
— Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher) January 11, 2017
We may have all mocked it at the time, but suddenly Clinton's "Trumped up trickle-down" zinger at the debate is a lot more hard-hitting. pic.twitter.com/TvIgTjvqW6
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) January 11, 2017
I mean, he did say he was gonna make America number one
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) January 11, 2017
Maybe R Kelly can perform at the Inauguration
— Lizz Resistead (@lizzwinstead) January 11, 2017
— Worth Wild Li'l Tree (@karengeier) January 11, 2017
you, immature and vulgar: trump likes pee-pee.
me, sophisticated and refined: pic.twitter.com/3fyY3VzgVS
— eve peyser (@evepeyser) January 11, 2017
Guess the swamp got drained after all.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) January 11, 2017
This is all just yellow journalism
— Jonah Keri (@jonahkeri) January 11, 2017
Hard to believe that Americans would be dumb enough to elect Donald Trump, but smart enough to come up with #Peeotus
— Ej Dickson (@ejdickson) January 11, 2017
Well, they did say major leak. pic.twitter.com/7LHGLPQ3pI
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 11, 2017
— Andrea Chalupa (@AndreaChalupa) January 11, 2017
Btw, just today Trump saved 1000 #GoldenShowers jobs from moving to China.
— imfabulous (@imfabulous13) January 11, 2017
Here's what the US electoral college map would look like if Trump were into it pic.twitter.com/W50HrngTp8
— ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ғᴏʟᴛᴀ (@JamesFolta) January 11, 2017
Is Trump's press conference tomorrow only on TV or is it live streaming HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
— David Squires (@squires_david) January 11, 2017
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