World-famous author Stephen King took to Twitter to roast Republican nominee Donald Trump in hilarious fashion.
Invoking defense lawyer Johnnie Cochran, famous for his “if the glove doesn’t fit, you must aquit” quip during the trial of O.J. Simpson for the murder of his wife, King twisted the famous phrase and updated it for a different criminal and and a different era:
As the late Johnnie Cochran might have said about Donald Trump: “If he’s a rectum, you must not elect ‘im.”
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) October 24, 2016
While the joke is a tad crass, he’s absolutely right. America cannot afford to elect a man who has made an ass out of himself, our political system, and our nation in the eyes of the world.
Colin Taylor is the editor-in-chief of Occupy Democrats. He graduated from Bennington College with a Bachelor's degree in history and political science. He now focuses on advancing the cause of social justice and equality in America.