Moby Just Agreed To Play Trump’s Inauguration On ONE Epic Condition

The pathetic saga of Donald Trump’s efforts to get someone slightly famous to perform at his inauguration has been met with humiliating rejection once again.

Famed techno DJ Moby announced on Instagram that a booking agent contacted him about deejaying at one of Trump’s inaugural balls. Moby took to Instagram to respond, where he laughed in the face of the President-elect and then made him a very interesting offer:

Hahahahaha, I was just asked by a booking agent if I would consider djing at one of the inaugural balls for #trump… Hahahahaha, wait, Hahahaha, really? I guess I’d DJ at an inaugural ball if as payment #trump released his tax returns. Also I would probably play public enemy and stockhausen remixes to entertain the republicans. I’m still laughing. Hahahaha. So #trump what do you think, I DJ for you and you release your tax returns?

A photo posted by moby XⓋX (@moby) on Jan 9, 2017 at 8:52am PST

It’s a good reminder that Donald Trump has still not released his tax returns, breaking decades of tradition and concealing a host of conflicts of interest that the American people need to know about. While Trump is obviously not going to accept Moby’s offer, it is another thorn in Donald Trump’s side that will persistently bother him, denying him the legitimacy and the limelight he craves so desperately and that we absolutely must deny him.

Staff Report

This is a staff report from former Occupy Democrats Editor in Chief Colin Taylor or contributor Rob Haffney.