“At this point in Donald Trump’s Presidency he has golfed 19 rounds in 14 weeks…courtesy of you, the taxpayer, a group he is proudly not a member of,” Chelsea Handler said to open the video below. “Hashtag very unfairway.”
The audience rolled with laughter as Handler took a hilarious stroll through Trump’s brazenly hypocritical past statements criticizing President Obama for every golf outing of the last eight years.
Her solution, however, came as a surprise. Rather than cut back on golf, the Netflix host argues Trump needs to golf more.
“Your golf obsession is good for our planet,” Handler says, addressing Trump. “The only time you ever acknowledged climate change was when it caused erosion at one of your seaside golf resorts. So now, we just need to get one of your golf courses pregnant so you’ll change your stance on Planned Parenthood.”
“Bill O’Reilly is out of work,” she continued. “He’ll probably f*ck a golf hole.”
And Handler was just getting started. From there, she launched into the nine hilarious reasons Trump “should focus exclusively and only on golf.”
Sheila Norton is a writer with ten years of Capitol Hill experience. Subscribe to the OD Action email to get all the hottest news delivered right to your inbox every day at www.odaction.com