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White House Staffers Are Currently In FULL-PANIC Mode [DETAILS]

White House Staffers Are Currently In FULL-PANIC Mode [DETAILS]

The White House is once again descending into utter chaos as officials scramble to contain the fallout from yet another stunning scandal involving the Russian Federation.

This time, Trump was exposed by his own intelligence officials for boasting about top-secret intel to the Russian ambassador and foreign minister, openly revealing some of our most closely guarded secrets to a hostile foreign power with whom he is accused of colluding with in order to swing the 2016 election in his favor.

The Daily Beast got in touch with some senior White House officials, and they paint a very bleak picture of a ship of fools whose captain is drunk at the wheel and steering them all towards an iceberg.

Reporters saw Sean Spicer, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and other communications staffers heading towards the cabinet room and turned the TV volume up to hide the yelling occurring behind closed doors.

“Do not ask me about how this looks, we all know how this looks” grimly admitted one senior Trump staffer, who said that people were “literally hiding in their offices” and that the White House was like a “morgue” from the palpable tension.

National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster shuddered at the sight of reporters gathered outside Sean Spicer’s office and said “This is the last place in the world I want to be.”

Trump’s officials appear to be torn between horror at his appalling behavior and frustrated with the historic incompetence of the Trump administration.

“At this point I’m wondering if we’ll ever be able to stop talking about Russia. It’s totally self-inflicted. Every time I feel like we’re getting a handle on the last Russia fiasco, a new one pops” complained a staffer, who had to remain anonymous for obvious reasons.

“With news like this I’m beginning to wonder why Trump ran in the first place and if he really cares about the country. I miss candidate Trump. Now he’s just a pathetic mess” said another.

Sums it up perfectly.

h/t to Lachlan Markay, Asawin Suebsaeng, Tim Mak & Jana Winter @ Daily Beast

Colin Taylor
Opinion columnist and former editor-in-chief of Occupy Democrats. He graduated from Bennington College with a Bachelor's degree in history and political science. He now focuses on advancing the cause of social justice and equality in America.

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