A Republican Finally Complained About Trump’s Wasteful Spending, But It’s Not What You Think
Colin Taylor is the managing editor of Occupy Democrats. He…
Today, the US Capitol groundskeepers announced the completion of a wonderful project – a ramp on the Reflecting Pool so that Washington ducks can reach the water easier.
Of course, it took only about an hour before some idiot Republican decided to make a mountain out of a molehill and use the ramp as an example of “government waste.”
That idiot was Rep. Mark Walker (R-NC), who thought he was being real clever when he took to Twitter to take a stand against the purchase of some wood and paint.
If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it must be government waste. pic.twitter.com/JKgabZ47O5
— Rep. Mark Walker (@RepMarkWalker) May 15, 2017
Out of all real things to be outraged about on Capitol Hill, this is Walker’s biggest priority. Not the fact that the President has spent $61 million in taxpayer money for security on his every-week vacations, or that he himself just voted to gut $880 million from Medicaid to give a tax cut to billionaires, or that the President is handing out state secrets to the Russians.
No, it’s the construction of a duck ramp that really grinds his gears.
It goes without saying that Twitter immediately pounced on his outrageous hypocrisy.

https://twitter.com/emilyvgordon/status/864581076261289986
The @GOP wants two things changed in this photo. 1) get rid of wasteful ramp. 2) start spewing chemical waste via that pipe into this river.
— The Russocrat (@Russocrat) May 16, 2017
If it it looks like a cruel asshole, and votes like a cruel asshole, it must be a cruel asshole.
— Dixon (@Dixonthewall) May 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/LanaDelRaytheon/status/864586875238875136
Let's make a deal. You roll back the cuts to Medicaid and we'll let you have the plywood duck ramps.
— Nate Swick (@NC_N8) May 16, 2017
In re: https://t.co/vA9lgj1eoH
No, not quite, @RepMarkWalker. *This* is what real government waste looks like. pic.twitter.com/7IJEJ06EVf
— Howard Weaver (@howardweaver) May 16, 2017
For the record, the ramp is in use and is an incredibly successful use of government spending.
Duckling update: Ramp in Use! pic.twitter.com/34E6oJOkCF
— Architect of the Capitol (@uscapitol) May 16, 2017
What do you think?
Colin Taylor is the managing editor of Occupy Democrats. He graduated from Bennington College with a Bachelor's degree in history and political science. He now focuses on advancing the cause of social justice and equality in America.






