This Writer Just Roasted Trump For Blocking Her On Twitter
“President” Donald Trump has blocked a Jimmy Kimmel Live writer for making fun of him on Twitter. It appears that Bess Kalb grievously hurt his feelings and the leader of the free world had no choice but to protect himself from any further jokes.
For the official record, here’s the straw that broke the camel’s back. Kalb out. pic.twitter.com/piv7T5wCC3
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) May 29, 2017
Kalb referenced the bone spur Trump made up in order to dodge the draft during the Vietnam War, taunting him to back out of his numerous responsibilities as president. By this point in time, we all know that Trump is utterly incompetent and has no idea what he is doing in the White House. Just last week he went on an official jaunt around Europe where he behaved “like a drunk tourist.”
As soon as Kalb realized Trump had blocked her on Twitter so he know longer had to see her posts that hurt his delicate snowflake feelings, she epically roasted him in a series of tweets.
OH. MY. EFFING. GOD.
The President of the United States just blocked me on Twitter because I hurt his feelings. #MAGA pic.twitter.com/oB5zTAs7In— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) May 29, 2017
From now on, there is only one Snowflake.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) May 29, 2017
It is mortifying, yet unsurprising to me that the leader of the free world could be so wounded by the gentle ribbing of a comedy writer.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) May 29, 2017
And if I could talk to him now I'd tell him: "Donald, sticks and stones may break your bones but articles of impeachment will harm you."
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) May 29, 2017
It is absurd that a man unable to endure even the slightest criticism decided to run for the highest office in America, the most heavily scrutinized position a politician can occupy. Trump is petty to the highest degree as evidenced by his decision to block a writer on Twitter for making jokes at his expense.
One has to wonder, if he spends so much time focusing on small slights and injured pride, when exactly does he think about big picture things like leading the free world? We doubt that he devotes much time to it at all.
Marisa completed her undergraduate degree in 2013 at the University of Wisconsin with a double major in creative writing and media studies. She is an advocate of progressive policies and focuses her interests on gender equality and preventing sexual and domestic violence.