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‘I’m Risking My Life Telling You’: Alex Jones Just Revealed Nutty Theory About Trump’s Mental Decline

‘I’m Risking My Life Telling You’: Alex Jones Just Revealed Nutty Theory About Trump’s Mental Decline

Delusional alt-right propagandist Alex Jones, who shrieks nonsense at his viewers in a scheme to sell them overpriced garbage, has revealed his insight into President Trump’s unstable mental state.

The President of the United States is being drugged through his Diet Cokes and his ice teas. (Video below.)

Don’t laugh. Jones says he knows — “I’ve talked to people who have talked to him —Directly!”

Don’t laugh. This is important. So important in fact that Jones is “risking my life, by the way, telling you all this,” he said. “I was physically sick before I went on air. Because I’m smart. And I don’t mean that in a braggadocios way. I mean I’m not dumb.”

Don’t laugh. This has has happened before — to Presidents Reagan and George W. Bush — Jones explained.

Who is drugging the president? Why? How are they getting to his Diet Cokes and ice teas? Jones doesn’t say. But in a strangely self-aware sound design, Jones ended his segment with the Twilight Zone theme.

You’ve gotta hand it Jones. No matter how whacky and unbelievable things in Washington get, he always seems ready to step up to the plate with a bonkers conspiracy theory that proves two things: truth is not always stranger than fiction and there are people out there who will believe literally anything.

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