Twitter is currently in a hysterical meltdown over the latest comments from our mush-brained president and those with weak stomachs should proceed with caution.
While discussing the Environmental Protection Agency today, Trump revealed that he has the agency looking “very seriously at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms.” He insisted that water pressure coming out of bathroom sinks is insufficient in a lot of places in America. The bizarre rant went on for a bit, with him complaining about dripping showers, before he landed on what is perhaps the quintessential viral Trump moment.
“People are flushing toilets ten times, fifteen times as opposed to once,” the president said, immediately evoking an image of him stooped over a toilet furiously struggling to get it to flush properly.
Without getting too much into the unsavory details, it must be said that even for someone with as infamously a poor diet as Trump, flushing ten or fifteen times is absurdly excessive. Anyone who finds that they’re unable to rid themselves of a toilet bowl’s content without that much effort should immediately consult with a plumber or, depending on the nature of the problem, a doctor.
Outside the obvious humor here, this is yet another reminder of how incredibly undignified this president is. He commands no respect and hardly a day goes by without him becoming the butt of some humiliating global joke. It seems the only thing he’s capable of successfully flushing down the toilet is America’s reputation.
Pres. Trump says EPA is looking at water standards "at my suggestion."
— ABC News (@ABC) December 6, 2019
The Twitter responses to the clip was expectedly hilarious.
Whoa whoa whoa, you're telling me this guy's poops clog toilets? pic.twitter.com/sSTXv4LThs
— Edward DeRuiter (@edwardderuiter) December 6, 2019
Wimpy lib toilet flushing becoming a 2020 issue for Trump is just too perfect. It's exactly what our times call for. https://t.co/hzfNwcVRV5
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 6, 2019
Trump was just ranting about how toilets don’t flush hard enough and light bulbs don’t make him look the color he wished they would.
It’s like he wants other world leaders to laugh at him even harder next time.
— Liddle’ Savage (@littledeekay) December 6, 2019
Now we know why he went to Walter Reed
— Anthony Chergosky (@achergosky) December 6, 2019
i 100% believe Trump has tried to flush an entire chicken down a toilet
— Big Velvet (@BubbaYega) December 6, 2019
that the president takes 10-flush shits is a surprise to no one https://t.co/9BW57FXsRc
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 6, 2019
Trump thinking people have to flush their toilets 10 – 15 times confirms just how full of shit he really is.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) December 6, 2019
Listening to Trump talking about having to flush the toilet 15 times like pic.twitter.com/rnymmevq66
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) December 6, 2019
Dementia Alert as Trump projects his own toilet issues & crappy hotels w low water pressure. His mindless word drool is totally expected at this stage of his dementia deterioration. It will worsen. The absurdity of his stay in the WH is a consequence of his Jan 18 bogus physical. https://t.co/c0Gi8skyNZ
— Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) December 6, 2019
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This is a staff report from former Occupy Democrats Editor in Chief Colin Taylor or contributor Rob Haffney.