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Ted Cruz liked a stepmom porn tweet on 9/11

Ted Cruz liked a stepmom porn tweet on 9/11

September 11th is a day that will live in infamy for many reasons. But considering the extraordinarily grim circumstances facing the nation right now, we would be amiss if we did not also give recognition to one of the funniest events in the history of Republicans Being Online: the day that Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet.

Not just any video, but a pornographic video entitled “D*ck For Two” which depicts all-but-incest between three people who are somehow all portrayed as step-relatives.

Ted Cruz blamed it on a staffer, stating “It was not me, and it’s not going to happen again,” in an interview with CNN’s Dana Bash, adding that “there are a number of people on the team that have access to the account and it appears that someone inadvertently hit the like button.”

But considering the vague similarity between starring actress Cory Chase and his wife Heidi Cruz, we have serious reason to doubt his explanation.

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Sen. Ted Cruz is well known for his tyrannical puritanism and unhealthy aversion to anything sexual. He’s spent his entire life shaming people for expressing their sexuality – especially women. Cruz never deviated from his smug and self-righteous imposition of his own morals on those around him; when he was in college he told his friend’s mother she was a “whore” for having an abortion and recently assertions that he would force women to carry their rapist’s baby to term.

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As a solicitor general, he argued that Americans have no right to sell sex toys or even have the right to masturbate at all. “There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship” he argued in defense of a state ban on dildos in 2004as apparently they are “obscene” devices that likely contain demons that are released upon orgasm or whatever primitive nonsense that evangelicals use to justify the imposition of Christian sharia law.

Of course, all that flew out the window the moment Donald Trump was elected; Cruz gleefully became a sycophantic yes-man for the serial sexual predator, philanderer, and transparent heathen who publicly insulted Cruz’s wife and bragged about sexually assaulting women.;

Since Trump took office, liking a porn tweet is the most notable thing that the worm-like Cruz has done; he is a man who cucked his own career so badly that his once-rising star has sunk into the gutter of tired irrelevance. He didn’t even get a speaking slot at the Republican National Convention!

Reminding him of this petty humiliation is almost an act of mercy for this diminished but still just as loathsome shell of a man.

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