Pathetic: Trump issues all-caps whiny screed about how he actually won the election

It’s been several hours after the 2020 election was called for former Vice-President Joe Biden, and nary a peep had been heard from the now-outgoing President of the United States, who had spent his morning playing a few rounds of golf to try and cope with the inevitable.
Later in the afternoon, however, Donald decided to take to Twitter and fired off an all-caps declaration of denial to the American people. In a desperate attempt to throw the election into question, Trump claimed that his “observers” were not allowed into the vote-counting rooms and yelled that actually it was Trump who had won the election.
Ominously warning that “bad things” had happened that had “never happened before,” the tweet represented Donald Trump’s last-ditch attempt to muddy the waters — but all he’s going to accomplish is pouring fuel on the fire of his supporters hyperactive, intensely paranoid imaginations.
THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020
71,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a sitting President!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020
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While it is extremely amusing to watch Donald Trump freak out and conduct himself like a whiny loser, there is always the looming threat that his words might provoke some of his similarly deranged supporters into acts of violence against those who he believes have wronged him — which is exactly why it was so important that we won this historic victory and driven his lard ass out of the White House.
Add your name to tell Trump: You Lost! Concede!
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Social media users were quick to pounce, having waited for the moment for four long years:
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— People for Bernie (@People4Bernie) November 7, 2020
https://twitter.com/ilmarkw/status/1325198411981750272?s=20
https://twitter.com/JustVent6/status/1325200081352450050?s=20
— S.S.A. (@SharS_Aza) November 7, 2020
The first 3 stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining pic.twitter.com/8JKFaJaPbk
— tim (not Australian) (@PostinMonkey) November 7, 2020
Apologies everyone. DJT left the caps lock on. These types of tweets are notoriously difficult to read. Allow me to translate:
I lost. Sucks. I'm upset. Trying to manage my feelings and emotions but I was never gifted with the tools. I don't really understand the democracy.
— Joe Bereta (@joebereta) November 7, 2020
https://twitter.com/nicholasstoller/status/1325201474683510786?s=20
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