When dealing with creatures as habitually cruel and destructive as the Trumps it can be difficult to resist the urge to be petty. Sometimes giving into that urge should be encouraged.
These vile people have inflicted such irreparable damage to our democracy, ruined so many lives in their solipsistic pursuit of power and wealth, that one can’t help but treat them as if they deserve every insult piled onto them. Simply put, they do not deserve the common decency one would afford normal, nonsociopathic individuals. They deserve your scorn and will continue to deserve it for the remainder of their lives.
With that harsh reality in mind, one can take some delight in the responses to First Daughter Ivanka Trump’s tweet today. Doing her best impression of someone capable of empathy, she wished a happy birthday to Donald Trump Jr., her virulent ignoramus of a brother. He turns 43 today, as clueless and swaddled in privilege as he was the day he was born into his criminal family all those years ago.
Ivanka called her father’s namesake the “best brother (and uncle!) in the world!” and said she looks “forward to the many laughs and adventures in the years ahead!” Knowing what we know about these crooks, those “laughs and adventures” will assuredly be at the expense of innocent people — be they the workers in Ivanka’s sweatshops or those targeted by the insane conspiracy theorists Don Jr. regularly works into a lather. The Trumps take from the world, leaving it uglier and impoverished both materially and spiritually in their wake. Mankind would be better off if none of them had ever been born.
Notably, President Trump, who seems to see his children as nothing more than props and occasionally useful political pawns, has yet to wish his son a happy birthday on Twitter. Perhaps the man known for his inability to admit fault has at least one regret nagging at the back of his mind…
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) December 31, 2020
The Twitter responses to the First Daughter’s tweet serve as a good barometer for the way much of the country feels about these individuals.
— Kathy Terrified, Graduated from@ Kathy Concern (@KathyConcerned) December 31, 2020
Fuck both of you. https://t.co/O60CYOMGxd
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) December 31, 2020
— thatkidrich (@thatkidrich) December 31, 2020
You will all have TIME to spend together you can count on that! pic.twitter.com/DNztWtZZil
— Nettlebarn (@anthonydellomes) December 31, 2020
This will be something we won’t have to hear about next year.
— Ann Lueck (@AnnLueck) December 31, 2020
Ivanka’s Kids are the only kids on EARTH to have had one Grandfather pardon another grandfather on their own fathers request and will very likely have their grandfather pardon their own mom, their dad and uncle (lol uncle don jr) and subsequently be pardoned himself by his VP
— O (@AnObliviousGeek) December 31, 2020
Looking forward to many laughs and adventures and, perhaps most importantly, many years in jail in the years ahead!
— Jon Stone (@jonnie_stone) December 31, 2020
Looking forward to many years in prison. How anyone could let him anywhere near their children is beyond me. They obviously all deserve each other. January 20th won't be here soon enough.
— Edward Monaco (@bluecrew126) December 31, 2020
“Adventures in Prison” could be an interesting concept for a reality TV series I’d watch w your entire family starring in it. pic.twitter.com/N7CJaREalA
— Lisa Ann Hardy (@LisaHardySF) December 31, 2020
Happy birthday jr- enjoy it cause your next one will be spent behind bars !!!
— rojaquib (@Jacquih1969) December 31, 2020
Get him a great birthday gift, rehab
— CopterDoctor NOT a LOSER or SUCKER Veteran (@copter_chief) December 31, 2020
Hopefully, you will share good tomes looking through steel bars.
— Artislove (@swachsman) December 31, 2020
— Will Green (@WRG202) December 31, 2020
His birthday!? Another occasion to do a few lines and then post more "words of wisdom." Leave already! https://t.co/oF50ha3orr
— Jeanne (@Jeanne16485442) December 31, 2020
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