The abrupt and infuriatingly overdue decline of the Trump brand has blindsided the aforementioned Trump family. While patriarch Donald J. Trump has been stripped of all of his social media accounts and cannot share his rage and frustration with the world, his son Don Jr. still has his accounts and is reacting in fairly bizarre fashion to the 180-degree turn that tech companies have taken against Trump and the psychotic right-wing social media machine.
Don Jr. posted a video to his Instagram now in which he complained about the “censorship” of conservatives — who committed no crimes except some minor plotting of armed insurrection and making violent threats against members of Congress and the Vice-President — and came up with a novel solution: have billionaire and fellow reactionary moron Elon Musk “create a new social media platform!”
“You guys, Don Jr. here, wanted to come up with uh, something to deal with some of this uh, some of this nonsense and the censorship that’s going on right now, obviously only targeted one way, and I said, why doesn’t Elon Musk create a social media platform? I mean, this guy put MANNED PEOPLE INTO SPACE. Uhhhhh…”
*aggressively grinds jaw*
literally it’s not that hard, we could start our own restaurant, man *sniff* my uncle knows a guy who could get us all the um *cough* the you know, paperwork and stuff
— very funny/good account (@MattGrippi) January 13, 2021
Social media wondered if Don Jr. was possibly on some kind of chemical stimulant, given his rapid speech and jumbled words, and generally had a good time making fun of him for it.
He practices talking like his dad in the mirror, prove me wrong https://t.co/4GiyOCrrO8
— rava (@rava) January 13, 2021
The hardest part of making a successful social networking company is having some sweaty dude tell you you should do it
— Aaron Dunlap (@aarond) January 13, 2021
really hope they give up his supplier cuz that shit HITS this dude HARD and you know his tolerance high as fuck
— elvin t (@theElvin_T) January 13, 2021
It won't be long before he starts suggesting monkey tennis as a business idea.
— Tadeo (@TadeoInTheHouse) January 13, 2021
you can really see him trying to emulate his dad in this lmao
— cracker barrel defense unit (@dogscreation) January 13, 2021
Hell yea brother cut me off a line of that chalk though and let me bounce something else of ya
— shiastani war veteran (@seannery_o_cnnr) January 13, 2021
We look forward to increasing displays of unhinged behavior from Trump’s son as his family is slowly ostracized into irrelevance and hopefully poverty.