ESPN reveals Trump’s surprising plans for 9/11
For someone who claims to be the pinnacle of American patriotism, Donald Trump has a truly peculiar relationship with the terrorist attacks of September 11th, 2001. It would be very hard to find someone who has gone more out of their way to disrespect and demean the tragic events of that awful day. As the buildings burned, Trump bragged that his building was now the tallest in New York City; he later lied about having helped clear the rubble and collected $150,000 in grant money for post-9/11 small business recovery despite his buildings “not having been affected.”
In one of the most infamous and mind-boggling tweets in history, Trump extended his best wishes to all of the “haters and losers” on this “special date, “September 11th.
Predictably, he’s showing no signs of changing his ways. In an extremely bizarre turn of events, it has been announced that the disgraced ex-president will be hosting his own commentary feed for a boxing match on September 11th, 2021, available for the low low price of $49.99.
“I love great fighters and great fights. I look forward to seeing both this Saturday night and sharing my thoughts ringside,” said Trump to ESPN.
Former President Donald Trump will be part of an alternate commentary feed for the Evander Holyfield-Vitor Belfort fight on @Triller PPV this Saturday night. pic.twitter.com/LEJ4N5Cpeu
— Adam Stern (@A_S12) September 7, 2021
We can only assume that Trump, relegated to the shadows by the tyranny of Big Tech banning him from social media, couldn’t resist the opportunity to get out there and do what he loves the most: carnival bark nonsense and admire big strong beautiful guys:
Hopefully, this is such a rousing success he withdraws from politics altogether so that he can focus on sports commentating!
