One of the funniest subplots to the 2016 election was the saga of the legendary “Pee Tape,” an alleged video of Donald Trump engaging in urine play with prostitutes during his trip to Moscow for the 2012 Miss Universe contest. Though no evidence of any pee tape was ever found and “Steele Dossier” that made the allegations ended up being debunked, it has been firmly cemented in public memory due to the salaciousness and the sheer hilarity of the story.
It appears that it has also been entrenched in the gravy-choked channels of Donald Trump’s brain. During a fundraiser for the National Republican Senatorial Committee, Donald Trump brought up the allegations without any prompting at all, declaring that “I’m not into golden showers…You know the great thing, our great first lady — ‘That one,’ she said, ‘I don’t believe that one,'” reports the Washington Post.
Which, you know, is just what someone who is into golden showers would say!
During the rest of his ramblings, he made it clear that he still is entirely incapable of letting anything go. He raged against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and House Majority Leader Schumer, trashing them as “maniacs,” and double down on his pathological hatred for windmills, which he famously once claimed caused cancer.
“It’s so sad when you see that they are approving these windmills — worst form of energy, the most expensive. You talk about carbon emissions, well they are making them. More goes into the air than if you ran something for 30 years,” lied the disgraced ex-president.
These comments and every single thing he’s done since coming down that escalator in 2015 is just another sharp reminder of how dangerously unstable this man is — and how important it is that we keep him away from the White House in 2024.
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This is a staff report from former Occupy Democrats Editor in Chief Colin Taylor or contributor Rob Haffney.