‘PROMISES KEPT’: Biden’s pot pardons have thousands waiting to exhale
“Dank Brandon” was trending on Twitter Thursday because President Joe Biden pardoned thousands of individuals convicted of possessing marijuana (aka a literal gift from the Earth) on Thursday, saying the current system “makes no sense.”
The President’s announcement sent pot stocks soaring—cannabis companies Tilray Brands and Canopy Growth each saw shares jump roughly 25% and 20%, respectively, in afternoon trading—and also brought joy to countless social media users, many of whom have been advocating for decriminalization for years.
“This is all about the promises made and promises kept,” a Biden administration staffer told Occupy Democrats exclusively. “The President has been clear for years: our nation’s marijuana laws are not working. This is bold, unprecedented action by a President to address arcane policies and reform our country’s laws.”
The pardons will apply only to federal offenders convicted of “simple marijuana possession” as well as those charged in the District of Columbia, but President Biden called on governors across the country to follow suit. The President said:
“Just as no one should be in a federal prison solely due to the possession of marijuana, no one should be in a local jail or state prison for that reason, either.”
More than 6,500 individuals with prior convictions for simple marijuana possession were impacted by the pardons, said a White House official.
Thousands more gained through pardons under D.C. law.
The pardons will not be extended to those who weren’t U.S. citizens at the time of their arrests.
Second: I’m calling on governors to pardon simple state marijuana possession offenses. Just as no one should be in a federal prison solely for possessing marijuana, no one should be in a local jail or state prison for that reason, either.
— President Biden (@POTUS) October 6, 2022
“There are thousands of people who were convicted for marijuana possession who may be denied employment, housing, or educational opportunities as a result,” President Biden said. “My pardon will remove this burden on them.”
DANK BRANDON RISES pic.twitter.com/OyZLLSloRv
— steven monacelli (@stevanzetti) October 6, 2022
In addition to the pardons, President Biden said he had instructed both Secretary of Health and Human Services Xavier Becerra and Attorney General Merrick Garland to begin reviewing how marijuana is classified under federal drug laws.
The President rightly noted that marijuana is currently a schedule one substance under federal drug sentencing guidelines, “the same as heroin and LSD—and more serious than fentanyl,” he said.
“It makes no sense.”
I’d also like to note that as federal and state regulations change, we still need important limitations on trafficking, marketing, and underage sales of marijuana.
— President Biden (@POTUS) October 6, 2022
And he’s right.
Nineteen states have already legalized weed, and dispensaries were declared “essential businesses” during the early weeks of the Coronavirus pandemic for a reason.
Marijuana has countless medical uses, and the states where it’s been legalized have seen their economies explode.
And it’s a smart move heading into the midterms as well since an overwhelming number of Democratic voters support the national legalization of marijuana.
President Biden pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession may just be the single most transformative, morally right, politically smart use of the pardon power in history. It's impossible to overstate just how massive this news is.
— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) October 6, 2022
And yes, a few Republicans support it too, but not because they’re cool.
Those human buzzkills just want to figure out a way to regulate weed as they do with tobacco so they can tax it to the max and line their bank accounts with more of our cash (usually in $2 bills, which have to get circulated because no one else wants them, so dispensaries, which are cash-only, use them when handing out a customer’s change).
But it’s the right move by Joe Cool, who might not partake of the herb himself but isn’t above letting the rest of us unwind with some sweet, Sweet Indica to shut our brains off after a day in the political trenches.
Thanks, bud!
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Too many lives have been upended because of our failed approach to marijuana. Hear from @POTUS on the three steps he is taking to right these wrongs. pic.twitter.com/IqOxHxjgue
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 6, 2022
Twitter’s reaction to the news about marijuana was swift
Dank Brandon was born. **chef’s kiss**
Take a look at just a sample of the memes and reaction:
BREAKING: In honor of the mass pardoning of millions of Americans for simple weed possession, the president formerly known as Dark Brandon shall be anointed Dank Brandon for the rest of today. Carry on.
— nationwide meg (@the_meghaning) October 6, 2022
Folks, Dank Brandon is about to puff puff pass some serious legislation. pic.twitter.com/dS8z2c6jUV
— Dark Brandon (@VoteDarkBrandon) October 6, 2022
According to High Times magazine, Biden’s approval rating is now at 248%.
— The Smite⚡️ (@7Veritas4) October 6, 2022
Dank Brandon's approval ratings just got HIGHer.
— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) October 6, 2022
Dank Brandon jokes aside, this is seismic.
And while Biden can't force governors to pardon state offenses, his order will cover D.C. residents, some of whom are serving prison sentences for these convictions in federal prisons far from home. https://t.co/ROEUocJgzE
— Eric Geller (@ericgeller) October 6, 2022
The President’s decision to make a major move to end America’s drug war is an important first step toward repairing its harm to communities of color by a justice system still penalizing something legal all over the country. Once marijuana is rescheduled at the federal level, it’ll also help set the stage for economic growth with the growing normalization of the fast-growing (zero puns intended) cannabis sector of the American economy.
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