HAWL-BEARER: Josh Hawley says midterms were a “funeral” for the Republican Party
When he’s not running away from imminent danger like the pillar of masculinity he claims to be, Virginia resident Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO, and wait for it) is super busy being a whiny criminal traitor who knowingly violated transparency laws while claiming residency at his sister’s Missouri address instead of representing Virginia.
So…not really the guy you’re looking to with any confidence, is the point. That boy is a running fool.
I’m not really sure what takeaway voters are supposed to have when a sitting member of the Senate is telling them their party is dead, but it’s kind of refreshing to hear something resembling truth coming from those super creepy thin lips of his: “The Republican Party, as we have known it, is dead,” Hawlin’ Ass Hawley said just two days before Senate Republicans are scheduled to vote on who will be leading them into 2024.
https://twitter.com/PoliticsVerse/status/1592616443182723073?s=20&t=FMRizpzF7JqVBgqjlXyO5Q
I really can’t look at that weaselly face for very long, mainly because it reminds me of this photo. And if I can’t unsee this, I can’t possibly suffer alone.
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Nothing says “passion” like a man who kisses his wife like he’s in 1st grade and she’s that Great Aunt who wears too much Jean Naté and kisses you on the mouth.
Josh Hawley, y’all. pic.twitter.com/tgCgFZ0uMx
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) April 23, 2021
*GAAAAAAH* brb I need a Silkwood Shower and some eye bleach, enjoy some Hawley heckling while I cleanse my entire psyche.
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I agree with Senator Josh Hawley’s statement below. https://t.co/NyB7uhkBqc
— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) November 15, 2022
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Josh Hawley, aka Senator Running Sedition Fist, says "This election was the funeral for the Republican Party as we know it. The Republican Party is, as we have known it, is dead."
Sounds about right. pic.twitter.com/8ejD6ekCQa
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) November 15, 2022
Ok then! Now, to bring the room back up, there’s also the tasty news that Hawley’s never stopped bad acting like the criminal traitor he is. Shocker!
🚨BREAKING: Missouri court rules that the Missouri AGO’s office under Josh Hawley knowing and purposeful withheld documents in response to @DSCC requests. Court awards max. civil penalty of $12,000, plus attorneys’ fees, and costs. Proud of @EliasLawGroup team! pic.twitter.com/EQmt1lgnF7
— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) November 15, 2022
Cole County Judge Jon Beetem determined the Attorney General’s office under Hawley violated the Sunshine Law by taking steps to conceal emails between Hawley’s taxpayer-funded staff and his political consultants during his 2018 campaign for U.S. Senate and now he must pay $12,000 in civil penalties — the maximum allowed under state law — plus attorney’s fees. Maybe he just meant his bank account is dead.
The old party is not dead @HawleyMO. It was taken hostage by lunatics like you and destroyed. Republicans who still believe in Democracy, America, and Patriotism voted for Democrats. Republican voters said F-CK YOU Josh Hawley. Listen to Republican voters and go away. https://t.co/w1DByrLjPe
— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) November 13, 2022
Anyway, the GOP will be around in some form as long as there are people like Josh Hawley and his evil henchman buddies who want to make sure nobody can have nice things. It’s not quite dead, but it’s also not getting any better. Run away now, Josh! Preferably to turn yourself in for being a traitorous insurrectionist.
Josh Hawley will forever be remembered as the fist pumping MAGA-Nazi who incited Trump's cult to attack the Capitol.
This video of a terrified @HawleyMO running like a panicked mama's boy to escape the mob only adds to his legacy of wimpitude and shame.pic.twitter.com/OIxNHJvMGG
— Bill Madden (he/him/él) 🇺🇦 (@maddenifico) November 14, 2022
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