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TKO: “Tiny Tate” fails to save face after brutal burn from Greta Thunberg

TKO: “Tiny Tate” fails to save face after brutal burn from Greta Thunberg

TKO: "Tiny Tate" fails to save face after brutal burn from Greta Thunberg

Aw, the delicate fragile white male ego. It’s such a precious and special thing, it must be treated with the utmost tender loving care, as one might handle a freshly-hatched baby bird, or else it might perish like a unique and intricate snowflake melting in your hand.

Which is my way of saying that internet incel fave Andrew Tate chased the clout of a teenage girl but ended up getting thrown under an endless parade of buses, and then he got popped by the Romanian po-po because he couldn’t keep his dumb foot-pummeled mouth shut.

YOU GO, GRETA: Thunberg owns 'Tiny' Andrew Tate over braggy car tweet
Greta’s is bigger

Nothing burns quite like the road rash from a social media trainwreck, where millions can watch an accident happen in real-time and then gleefully dance all over the still-warm carcasses of the victims.

ICYMI (and how did you miss it?), Little Man Tate told the whole world about his inadequacies by tweeting about his fleet of 33 gas-guzzling substitute peens on wheels (one for each millimeter, heh heh) to Greta Thunberg, the 19-year-old climate activist who makes grown men cry in under 280 characters on the regular.

Not only did Greta thoroughly destroy Tate with the best clap back in the history of the internet, but #TinyTate also began trending (and yes, I started that hashtag, which is the correct kind of humblebrag) along with #smalldickenergy, while his original tweet continues to be ratioed into oblivion.

I couldn’t care any less how many cars or kickboxing titles or Twitter followers Tiny Tate has, but somebody has sealed his legacy forever by adding the best Wikipedia update EVER.

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But since Tiny Tate is so small and twee, he had to try to save his unappealing face by turning his sad clout chasing into a vulgar display of what the entire incel movement is about, which is sexualizing the women they know they can never have while also slut-shaming and blaming them.

It’s the social media version of a hatefuck, and I’m sorry there’s no better word to describe it.

His other attempts at controlling the narrative of his own demise were just as weak.

He and his incel bot army tried to say Greta’s response to him was her real email in that pathetic weak grade school bully way.

What’s next, Little Man Tate, “I know you are but what am I?”

Twitter users feasted on Tate’s carcass even as he tried to fight for his life.

https://twitter.com/icklenellierose/status/1608231422375985154?s=20&t=luU96zalAFOy3JPuqLo_-w

But then he got arrested! And Twitter exploded, imploded, died, had a rollicking Irish wake for itself, and then came back to life thanks to so much schadenfreude feeding its algorithms.

Tate’s very fragile small dick troll army continues to go after anyone on Team Greta, especially those of us who are women with blue checkmarks.

I’m okay with sharing the kind of responses I got because I’m all growns up, and I snack on weak white male fragility while working from home.

Thanks for proving my point for me, Tatebots!

And now, a TV recap of the greatest tweet of all time while Andrew Tate rings in the New Year from a nice cold jail cell in Romania.

Tara Dublin is a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on the daily.

Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks.

Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.

Tara Dublin
Tara is a reported opinion columnist at Occupy Democrats. She's a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping for a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on a daily. Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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