SCARY SPOUSE: The only person Trump actually fears isn’t Putin
For all of his big bloviating gaslighting projection language, Donald Trump is actually a giant coward who’s terrified to cross the person who scares him the most:
His third wife.
According to both her former personal secretary Stephanie Grisham, as well as the traitorous haunted Hatch Act violating marionette that is Kellyanne Conway, Donald is utterly petrified of Melania.
This actually makes sense, because Melania is the ultimate walking RBF while insulting the legacy of RBG with all of her other ice-cold princess comments delivered in that flat, expressionless Eurotrash accent.
Kellyanne Conway told the January 6th House Select Committee that she texted Melania during the riot because she knew Lil Donny would listen to the woman who holds his leash above all others: “I texted Melania Trump that day, though, for sure,” Conway told the Committee under oath. “I texted her, please — something to the effect of, you know, please talk to him, because I know he listens to her.”
What a beta cuck.
It’s understandable, though.
Melania turned the White House into a blood-red Ari Aster film for Christmas and decimated Jackie Kennedy’s Rose Garden to resemble the scorched earth of a recently liberated concentration camp, so it’s not exactly shocking to learn that her husband cringes at the thought of crossing her.
Here’s another shocking (not) revelation: Melania also didn’t have a whole lot of love for her husband’s awful main adult children and/or their life partners.
Clutch those Tiffany pearls right now!
Enter Kimberly “Kimmy Golddigger” Guilfoyle, who used to look like a nice normal pretty person when she was with Democratic superstud Gavin Newsom, now the Governor of California.
But after being drawn into the dark side of Fox News–where she was fired for being a gross sex pest–Kimmy glommed on to Don Jr and began her transformation into Melania 2.0.
The Trumps might lie, but the photos DO NOT.
And Melania DOES NOT LIKE KIMMY GOLDDIGGER (and PS, neither does Ivanka).
And it gets even worse when you see them side-by-side.
Just like Lara “I Married Eric” Trump, Kimmy Golddigger is on the TFG payroll to the tune of $180,000 a year.
It’s pretty obvious most of that has gone toward turning herself into Melania 2.0 so Coke Drip, Jr. can pretend he’s banging his stepmommy, with the remainder going to a Bolivian enterprise.
Apparently Melania is just “protective” of her husband.
“She very much liked people who would tell him the truth,” Stephanie Grisham told MSNBC, which is apparently nobody.
Grisham also spilled the hot tea on why Melania wasn’t a fan of her wannabe doppelganger.
The rich bitch disliked it when people were “profiting off of her husband, or her family,” because I guess she’s the only one who’s allowed to do that.
You’ll recall Kimmy got $60K to shake her new kidneys in front of the MAGA masses on January 6th, and getting her g-string filled with cash money was all she cared about that day.
Melania hates this more than fucking Christmas.
Check out Stephanie Grisham sharing all the hot Trump goss with MSNBC’s Alex Witt, below.
