ANNOYING ORANGE: Latest Trump whine pairings are just pathetic
If Donald Trump is still breathing, he’s lying.
And if he’s rage-posting on his Twitter copycat app at 6 AM on a Sunday, you can be doubly sure he’s feeling neither truthful nor social.
And so it was on Sunday from MAGA’s Florida HQ, where Trump was clearly teed off before he teed off for his usual lone round of putt-putt out on the Mar-a-Lago greens.
Before Paw Paw could cut the brunch buffet line to get his burned eggs with ketchup, he was whining about the FBI search of his secure storage facility in Palm Beach and tried to make President Joe Biden’s recent documents story into something worse than it is.
In a series of increasingly unhinged “truths” (lol), Trump busts out all of his calling cards: gaslighting, projection language, and childish insults.
In yet another nonsensical rambling where he just makes things worse for himself, Trump complains about the completely legal search warrant the FBI served him because the MF “allegedly” stole classified nuclear documents.
Trump can call his “walled fortress” in Florida the “Southern White House” all he wants, but it never was and it never will be.
Oh, and he also spelled the President’s name “Bidden” and I don’t know if that’s a Freudian slip, but it shows what a dumb mook he is.
As long as Truth Social’s SPAC is funneling money through it, Trump will keep rage-sharting and projecting all of his biggest confessions.
And really, the best thing to come out of him bringing back the whole “Southern White House” pipe dream is this tweet.
I am compelled to post this whenever “Southern White House” is trending. pic.twitter.com/xNSaOnVifi
— T.R. Morley (@TheRealMorley) January 15, 2023
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Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.
