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SICK ADVICE: Fox News hosts say viewers should go to work & “cough all over each other” when sick

SICK ADVICE: Fox News hosts say viewers should go to work & “cough all over each other” when sick

SICK ADVICE: Fox News hosts say viewers should go to work & "cough all over each other" when sick

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In the Before Times, it was unheard of for anyone in any kind of competitive environment to call out sick for any reason. Sickness = weakness for some reason. So dumb.

Showing up to work sick, despite the risk of infecting co-workers, was somehow seen as a sign of personal fortitude: I can feel this crappy and still do my job.

Then the Coronavirus pandemic changed what it meant if you showed up to work sick, with the subsequent years seeing millions adapt to taking remote jobs. By now, people are back out there, and most of us have accepted the social contract that it’s just not cool to be sick outside of your house anymore, mask or no mask.

You know when you’re stay-home-sick, buddy, there’s no shame in it.

Unless you work for Fox News. Then nothing short of a coma should keep you from your daily hatemongering and shaming of people who are capable of caring about others.

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Paid sick leave was the topic, and anything that helps people is anathema to Republicans, who still can’t seem to explain the tactic of killing off their voting base.

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Filling in for regular host Dana Perino, anchor Martha MacCallum said on Friday’s show that she’s not “big on sick days. I don’t think that you necessarily should have, like, the six sick days every year.”

MacCallum is an embarrassment to the rest of us Jersey Girls, btw.

She’s all, it’s “really bogus” for workers to take a preemptive sick day, saying, “So we just come in and cough all over each other and push through. I mean, that’s the way we work.”

Maybe Martha can infect her awful dickbag co-host Jesse “Smug Eyebrows” Watters, who has repeatedly stalked younger women and forced them into dating him, and said he “never” takes off for illness, “especially” because he’s “on TV.”

Yeah, it would be such a shame to deprive the airways of your wooden dumbface, Watters.

Juxtaposed with scary COVID facts, it just makes me wonder why Fox News is actively trying to kill off its audience.

Dead people can’t support advertisers or vote for MAGA candidates, so how about NOT going anywhere if you’re feeling sick?

Follow Tara Dublin on Twitter @taradublinrocks.

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Tara Dublin
Tara is a reported opinion columnist at Occupy Democrats. She's a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping for a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on a daily. Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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