CONFESSION? Did Trump just cut his adult children out of his will?
All signs are pointing to indictments for Donald Trump this week, and the remaining MAGA loyalists in the Sedition Caucus are trying to make Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg the scapegoat instead of blaming Trump.
Trump, meanwhile, is looking to find a bus big enough to drive over all of his co-conspirators, starting with his own main adult children.
And Sunday night’s episode of “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver” brought the cringe-inducing receipts.
For some reason, Donald Trump keeps making videos for his MAGA base which not only document how he’s both molting and sundowning before our scorched retinas, but also reveal exactly what he’s thinking.
Every accusation is a confession from Comrade Projection Language, but his latest rant is really one for the Freudian scholars out there.
Newly obsessed with the “death tax” (huh, I wonder why), Trump starts off by allegedly supporting “farmers” but quickly gets derailed by his pure hatred for his own abominations of obsequious offspring.
I’ve said for years now that Trump would walk over the bodies of Don Jr, Eric, and Ivanka (plus their spouses and the grandkids whom he probably can’t name) to escape a burning building and then blame them for starting the fire, so hearing him admit he hates them out loud is completely on brand.
Saying farmers “eventually will die,” but those who “love their children” can leave them the farm “and they won’t have to pay tax.”
Weird, huh? But then it got way, way weirder.
“But if you don’t love your children so much — and there are some people that don’t, and maybe deservedly so — it won’t matter because frankly, you don’t have to leave ’em anything,” Trump said. “Thank you very much, have fun.”
Thank you, John Oliver and Last Week Tonight for finding this hilarious video of Trump babbling…he definitely just cut his children from his will 😂🤣🤣
All those looming indictments are consuming his very great brain. pic.twitter.com/WtMf3xWYJ5
— Brad Bo 🇺🇸 (@BradBeauregardJ) March 20, 2023
Seriously, if you’re not a regular “Last Week Tonight” viewer, this is the kind of gold you’ve been missing.
The whole world knows Trump hates his main adult kids and isn’t leaving them anything, and they know it too.
Who & whom & who else? pic.twitter.com/mzYCEvOcHu
— Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) March 20, 2023
At least poor little rich forgotten Tiffany once again reaps the benefits of being the Unloved Child Who Got Away.
Meanwhile, Melania probably got Barron a nice little deal from her NDA/prenup/contract with Satan.
In the Trump family, #Arrestmas always includes a visit of all three of Trump's imaginary friends
Professor John Barron
The Honorable John Miller
and
David Dennison, Esquire pic.twitter.com/WNKEpHwGmp— Tomi T Ahonen Giddy About Arrestmas For Tuesday (@tomiahonen) March 20, 2023
It’s also worth watching Oliver’s segment on timeshares, because if you think about it, Trump is the subhuman version of getting stuck with a timeshare you can’t sell.
