TROLLING: Claudia Conway covertly goes after Ted Cruz on Twitter
We’re all old enough to remember the 2016 presidential campaign, right? You may recall how Donald Trump brutally bullied Texas twink Ted Cruz by suggesting his father assassinated President John F. Kennedy.
But Donny Dorko took it further by comparing Ted’s wife, Heidi Cruz, to a dog in tweets with side-by-photos of Ted’s wife and Melania Trump.
The Con Artist Formerly Known as Rafael briefly rediscovered his micro-cojones and spoke out publicly against Trump, calling him a “sniveling coward” and “utterly amoral,” and refused to endorse the Orange Menace at the 2016 Republican National Convention.
But all too soon enough, Teddy became TFG’s permanent toilet AND bidet shortly after Trump became the GOP nominee.
Ew.
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Cruz has tried to explain this away many times over the years, and as recently as October 2022, he weakly tried to justify it yet again during an appearance on “The View.”
“We went after each other, and at the end of the day, he won. And I had a decision to make. … I could have decided, my feelings are hurt, I’m going to take the ball and go home and not do my job.”
If only he had chosen the second thing, SIGH.
Instead, we now have to deal with Ted’s micro-cojones trapped in a permanent Trump vice, but thankfully social media exists to help ease the pain.
And one political insider — literally, because she was conceived by the unholy alliance of a Trump staffer and a demon — is taking on Ted by subtweeting him to filth.
A subtweet is when you tweet about someone but don’t tag them, and young Claudia Conway (the openly queer daughter of traitorous haunted marionette Kellyanne Conway and her soon-to-be-ex opportunist husband, George Conway) is the young queen of cruising over Cruz.
who’s winning in a fight
— Claudia Conway (@claudiamconwayy) March 14, 2023
You go, Claudia, gurrrl.
u have to cut my parents some slack guys. imagine being so excited to have a baby and then it growing up to be a lesbian liberal who subtweets ted cruz for fun
— Claudia Conway (@claudiamconwayy) March 17, 2023
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Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.
