BUZZKILL: Kid Rock can’t handle the fact that trans people drink the same beer as him
Skeezy walking pile of beer sweats Kid Rock — real name, Bob Ritchie, Jr. — was trending on Twitter on Tuesday because *checks notes* he just can’t handle the sight or thought of anyone who isn’t a gross white MAGA guy drinking a beer.
Late Monday night, the waste of a sleeveless undershirt posted a video of himself wearing a white MAGA hat and holding an automatic assault weapon to make the case for never again drinking a case of Bud Light because of a social media influencer, the adorably darling Dylan Mulvaney.
The transgender fan favorite — who shared her transition on TikTok in her many viral “365 Days of Being A Girl” videos — recently partnered with Bud Light during March Madness, with one video featuring a dolled-up Dylan in a frothy pink bathtub with several blue cans of the beer perched behind her as part of the campaign.
The sight of the lovely lass sweetly sipping ladylike on the working-class brewski was just too much for the delicate snowflakes who expect their beer commercials to feature women in bikinis serving volleyballs on a beach instead of serving Audrey Hepburn realness.
“Grandpa Bob” just couldn’t abide thinking about his tastebuds being similar to Dylan’s tastebuds, in that neither of them could find a better beer to drink.
Imagine being so threatened by someone’s palate you need a gun to show it.
I wonder if he’s also upset that Dylan Mulvaney eats food, too.
What if she shared a video of herself eating a Big Mac, little buddy? Would you stop eating meat, too?
The performative transphobia is just so pathetically obvious.
Kid Rock bought hisself a few cases of Bud Light, set them up on his compound, and channeled his fellow MAGA loser Ted Nugent in a video posted to his social media accounts.
After he blows his load, Li’l Kiddie Shlock says, “F–k Bud Light, and f–k Anheuser-Busch.”
Yeah, I’m sure they’re super worried about this stringy loser and his slackjawed fans, who are probably still knocking back Mountain Dew Cherry Red Xtreme in between shots of Wild Turkey.
— KidRock (@KidRock) April 4, 2023
Twitter did what it does best after Grandpa Bob had his Bud Light sadz.
https://twitter.com/dancingonapin/status/1638514970416803841?s=20
Sweetie, several things:
1. Your firing stance is garbage, which is probably why you missed several big ass boxes from, like, 30 yards away. Tuck your elbow to your side and concentrate your fire instead of sweeping.
2. Where's your eye protection?
3. You seem very fragile.
— Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 (@cmclymer) April 4, 2023
has Kid Rock ever explained these lyrics in his song that he wrote for the PG-rated animated film Osmosis Jones? https://t.co/eKYOCsZadq pic.twitter.com/oYrCxWNh1Y
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) April 4, 2023
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Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.
