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SWF: Kellyanne Conway’s shaking up the DC singles scene

SWF: Kellyanne Conway’s shaking up the DC singles scene

SWF: Kellyanne Conway's shaking up the DC singles scene

The D.C. dating scene is apparently rife with available middle-aged Republican men lining up for the newest single gal to hit the market: Kellyanne Conway.

Why, no, this isn’t a parody column, and we’re going to tread (somewhat) respectfully here as your writer is also a single woman over 50 who’s been in the dating trenches FOREVS.

(I just have never openly committed treason against the United States while being an opportunistic climber, one of the bajillion things that are different between me and Conway)

So ANYWAY, no one really understood the unholy alliance of Kellyanne and George Conway, who seemed to be performing some kind of warped Florida dinner theater version of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Kellyanne’s loyalty to Trump after publicly dragging him just added to the overwhelming dislike everyone seemed to have for her, including her own daughter.

You may recall that public display of awful parenting when Claudia Conway shared damning family secrets on her social media accounts in a digital cry for help.

But like all things MAGA, it got glossed over as her parents continued to care more about their careers than caring for their family.

If we’re to believe the hot D.C. goss, “Getting divorced from George has been like a green light” for the single MAGAmen in Conway’s immediately dating pool.

But while the Don’t-Say-Gay Divorcee might love being newly single, she’s telling her friends that she’s not quite ready to join Christian Mingle.

There’s been a steady flow of seditious suitors who are allegedly lining up for their chance to match with MAGA’s Mary Matalin, according to one political insider.

“Everywhere she goes, someone comes over to give her his number. She is literally living her best life!” enjoying the attention, the insider spilled to RadarOnline.

Twitter was unkind to Kellyanne in the ways you might expect, and I’m not going to share those tweets here.

I’ll just say that if someone is hateful on the inside, it’s eventually going to show on the outside.

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*THIS IS AN OPINION COLUMN THAT SOLELY REPRESENTS THE OPINIONS OF TARA DUBLIN. HOORAY FOR THE FREE PRESS!*

 

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Tara Dublin
Tara is a reported opinion columnist at Occupy Democrats. She's a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping for a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on a daily. Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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