The smallest man in America with the biggest death jones is a huge fan of Japan’s five-year, $315 billion military expansion plan as China and North Korea are increasing missile launches.
ICYMI, the Little Florida Boy to Trump’s Florida Fat Man has been busy turning his fireswamp state into a death camp full of uneducated coked-up alligators carrying AR-15s.
“DeathSantis” also thought the prisoners at Gitmo got off too easy, so it makes sense that he’d want to give his microboner a boost by learning about how American POWs were tortured during WWII.
“We very much applaud your efforts to bolster your defenses,” DeathSantis told Prime Minister Kishida.
“We understand it’s a tough neighborhood out here … and we really believe that a strong Japan is good for America, and a strong America is good for Japan,” he said.
What “tough neighborhood” is the Floriduh Fascist referring to? America? Asia? The whole planet?
We might just find out what he means at his next stop in South Korea, because he’s not welcome at Kim Jong-un’s, I guess.
The Terror Tour will then continue on to Israel, where I’m sure the Fake Christian/Real anti-Semitic Netan-yahoo will kiss up to Bibi bigly while staging a photo op at the Western Wall.
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You are not Big in Japan or anywhere else, Tiny Trumpette.
Winter’s cityside, crystal bits of snowflakes
All around my head and in the wind
If Commander DeathSantis gets his way, the United States will become one great big internment camp with zero books for anyone who isn’t a white Christian Republican.