HERETICAL: Donald Trump posts a claim to be a divine savior
Donald Trump just posted a video on his Truth Social platform informing the world that none other than God himself created and provided Donald Trump to this nation. (Video below)
It apparently doesn’t matter to Trump’s MAGA base that such an act would be considered so sacrilegious that it should immediately brand the person making the claim as the antichrist and condemn them to hell.
The video begins with Trump’s birth in 1946 (one year after the end of World War II), and it was at that point that “God said, ‘I need a caretaker'” as the video shows the Earth from space.
Good news, the world is round.
The narrator of the video goes on to make up a quote from God again, stating, “I need somebody with arms strong enough to wrestle the Deep State and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild.”
Well, there is no deep state, and Trump wouldn’t even change diapers. God’s “caretaker” bragged about “not liking changing diapers.” Never mind that NO ONE likes changing diapers, but they do love having a clean and happy baby.
Almost comically, the video talks about a man who rose before dawn, fought all of us treasonous Marxists, and never quit until after midnight as if we didn’t have Twitter access to read about what Trump was really doing most of the day — watching television.
Of course, the transcript for the video uses biblical language to establish the dynamic, stating God’s intentions:
“God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers, call out the fake news with their tongues as sharp as serpents, the poison of vipers is on their lips… so God made Trump.”
If someone is a person of a monotheistic religion, God is purported to have made all of us, including the vipers like me who speak out against Trump.
As an aside, one wonders if the video’s producers have ever heard Trump speak because he has a pretty sharp tongue himself. While Trump posted and endorsed the video, he clearly didn’t write it, since it uses creative words beyond his ever-shrinking vocabulary.
The video shows Trump leading two of his grandchildren out of the White House and him holding Melania up as she misstepped (On stilletos) walking through the grass, implying that this is clearly a devoted man!
We will just skip over the fact that Trump may be the only man who was in a position to watch a rocket launch or go to the Super Bowl and not take his adolescent son — things most boys would dream of.
Hilariously, the video says that after a long week of work, days beginning and ending in darkness, Trump attended church every Sunday.
There is exactly zero evidence this is remotely true — and if it was true, it would’ve been jammed in our faces as a political tool.
Meanwhile, Joe Biden — who has attended mass every Sunday since forever and can still be seen twirling Rosary beads without using his faith politically, is evidently a serpent in the deluded view of the video’s creators.
There isn’t much more to say as a lead-up. It is probably best to just roll tape at this moment and leave our readers’ jaws dropped, as they realize that it’s even worse than described.
Just remember, it doesn’t matter that this video was created and originally posted by a MAGA fanatic — TRUMP REPOSTED THIS.
🇺🇸A Special Message from Our President🇺🇸
"So God Made Trump" https://t.co/Ts4iPyt3b2 pic.twitter.com/8YUA0izQwo
— GH17TAFKAG (@GH17TAFKAG) January 5, 2024
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